末路のシュミレーション

独り暮らしで一番不便を感じているのは宅配の受け取り。
通販を頼もうものなら最初の宅配は100%私が留守中にやってくる。
再配達の連絡をしようものなら二回目は必ず入浴中か、さもなければ出勤時間ギリギリのタイミングでくる。
うちはマンション。一階のインターホンでやりとりをして、私の住んでいる6階まで宅配員が上がってきて、サインや支払いをしてという時間など今ないのよ!こう判決を下したら二回目も泣く泣く居留守を使って見送る。
結局最後は営業所留めにしてもらって自ら取りに出向く羽目になる。
最近私のもう一つの職場の上司(バツイチ、独身)と、もしもの事があった場合についてよく話します。
一人で何かあった時、発見のタイミングが生死を分ける事になるので俺達は気を付けないかんぞと言ってくる。
問題は宅配のことくらいで、私自身病気なんかは滅多にしないと思っているし、バイオレンスな事件に巻き込まれる心配も今のところない。
何故こんな話になったかといえば、最近所在不明のお年寄りのニュースが連日流れているからなのだが世間と関わりをもってさえいればこわいものなし。
休日は引きこもりになることも楽しみの1つだけれど、ニートでもない限り私が決められた日、決められた時間に出勤しないとなれば発見までは長くて一日が限度かなとおもうのだけれど……
本当の一人ぼっちなんてそうなかなかないさ。

 

コメント

  1. ちーなべ

    確かにお年寄りのニュースには世間や家族との
    関わりについて考えさせられますね。色々
    大切にしたいです。

    上司との話の部分、一瞬口説かれてる話かと
    思ったのは内緒です(≧▽≦)www

  2. ちーなべ様

    内緒といいつつゆーてしもとるんですけど(^◇^)
    まぁその方も年中恋をしているから老けないと思うけど。
    やめといたらえーのに同じビルに勤める全日空の女性に熱をあげている。
    日々張りがあって楽しそうです(^_^)

  3. 孤独死の事はまれに考えたりします。
    発見が早ければ助かるけど、遅れたら・・・という病気もありますよね。
    うーん、がんばれ僕!、

    って言うかいつから億ション住まいですか?。

  4. アンドロイド様

    たとえば都会で独りといえども世間と関わりを持っていれば大丈夫さ!
    あとち〜なべ様もいわれてるようにやっぱり家族と密に連絡をとらねば!
    そういうわたくしもアンドリ様からの辛辣なコメントが来ていたら、元気でやっているのですね(^.^)bと思います。

    おほほ

  5. 全然、辛辣じゃないですが(笑)。

    先日、高松に行く用事かありましたので、よらせて頂きたかったのですが、時間がありませんでした。

    次回こそ、実現させたいです。だんだん肩がセトモノ化してきました。

    お土産はこんにゃくゼリーで良かったデスカ(笑)?

  6. リュー様

    それは残念(;´∩`)
    久々スパイスの効いた物言いでこちらもねじを巻きたかったですが(^◇^)(^◇^)
    ところでなんでこんにゃくゼリーなの?

  7. 最近マイブームなのです。
    赤丸急上昇中です。この季節冷やして食べると暑気払いに最高です。

    まぁ、姉におけるクロワッサン餃子的な位置づけです。

  8. アンドレ様

    こんにゃくゼリーおやつにはよいけど、栄養あるんかしら?
    都内で独り暮らしの男性栄養失調にて倒れているところを保護てなことにならんように)@_@(

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